2010 Book List

1. Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett completed
2. Dearly Devoted Dexter - Jeff Lindsay completed
3. Dexter in the Dark - Jeff Lindsay~currently reading

I have a huge backlog of books to read. Recommendations are greatly accepted so knock yourself out (not literally). What's that you say, you want to know what is on the backlog list? I don't want to get ahead of myself so we'll just have to keep out britches on until I 1.actually start the book and 2. actually finish the book from start to finish (in that order mind you.)

Final 2009 Book List

1. More Information Than You Require - John Hodgman
2. I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
3. The Area of My Expertise - John Hodgman
4. Generation Kill - Evan Wright
5. One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer - Nathaniel Fick
6. The Road - Cormac McCarthy
7. Eclipse of the Crescent Moon - Geza Gardonyi
8. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
9. Dr. Faustus - Christopher Marlowe
10. Hsi-yu-chi(Journey to the West - Monkey) - Wu Ch'eng-en
11. The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
12. Why We Suck - Dr. Denis Leary
13. Odysseus in America - Jonathan Shay, MD, PHD
14. The Tao of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
15. Hella Nation - Evan Wright
16. Dune - Frank Herbert
17. Grimms' Fairy Tales - Brothers Grimm
18. Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay

2009 Book List! Books check'em out

1. More Information Than You Require - John Hodgman
2. I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
3. The Area of My Expertise - John Hodgman
4. Generation Kill - Evan Wright
5. New Testament~currently reading
6. One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer - Nathaniel Fick
7. The Road - Cormac McCarthy
8. Eclipse of the Crescent Moon - Geza Gardonyi
9. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
10. Dr. Faustus - Christopher Marlowe
11. Hsi-yu-chi(Journey to the West - Monkey) - Wu Ch'eng-en
12. The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
13. Why We Suck - Dr. Denis Leary
14. Odysseus in America - Jonathan Shay, MD, PHD
15. The Photographer - Emmanuel Guibert~currently reading
16. The Tao of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
17. Hella Nation - Evan Wright
18. Dune - Frank Herbert
19. Grimms' Fairy Tales - Brothers Grimm~currently reading

Trey Songz

'Ready' 4 word review

He's desperate for sex

Jay-Z

The Blueprint 3 review


4 word review: Better than 'Kingdom Come'

Kid Cudi

Here is my 2 word review of Kid Cudi's new album



Kid Crappy

I'm back

his approval rating is now down to 28%. You’ve been terminated Arnold. I’m sorry- the amount of Collateral Damage is just too much- we can’t get rid of it with an Eraser. I know you were thinking that you would steal the hard working Californians money and just fill your pockets up just Jingling All the Way. But it’s the End of Days for you Junior. California is just realizing that they got a Raw Deal here by hiring a Predator of lower class workers. No Last Action Hero can save you now—just go back for Christmas in Connetticut and leave California alone.
-S.Cupcake

July 25th

Cupcake, of course. What were you expecting, a muffin?

PowerAid of Demarcation

Submitted by: S.Cupcake

Bu: I want to see the hillbilly fight over the store sale. Wonder what type of store it is...

Cupcake!

26minutes late

Beautiful

Question: What's wrong with this photo?



Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker has absolutely no right to be near the word "Beauty"

Days

I don't like Thursday nights nor do I like Friday mornings.

Know what time it is? It's Tool Time!

Carson Daly and Ryan Seacrest sold separately.

A-A-R-O-N, A-A-R-O-N, and Aaron was his name-o

I am neither lucky nor a dog, but that is my name.

Bu~chan's rules on drinking

Legally drinking as soon as you graduate high school, I don’t care how old you are just graduate. 25 or 26 – It is once again illegal for you to drink. Drink here refers to you get completely belligerent off of said alcohol. You can partake in one or two but the notion and idea of ‘going out drinking’ is officially dead.

Do we really need more creepy 40 year olds out drinking and hitting on 18 year olds that snuck in to the bar before 10PM when they start carding? Then they are all about the 40year old because, 1 he is older /more mature than the other guys she knows (this is false, if he was then he would not be in a bar hitting on you), 2 he buys her drinks since she can’t, and 3 he fills that father figure role....because he is her best friend’s deadbeat dad that left when her friend was 12 for a younger woman and now he has been whoting himself out to any and all takers.

Or the cougar, that is the also mid 30s early 40s and has been going to the tanning bed since she was 13 so now her skin is a permanent orange and has excess wrinkles for someone of her age. Has strawberry blonde hair that is so fragile it breaks if she moves her head out of place, which she doesn’t because she would just die if a strand moved one iota out of place. Luckily her hair basically matches her skin color. She’s in the bar too, dressed like she is 18. Normally this could look hot in a complete ‘that slut is hot’ type of way, but in her case it’s gross and she looks easy. Easy as in she will take anything that gives her attention or a passing glance. She would probably not even been in the bar if she was not hung up on the husband of her best friend and feels jealous and cheated out of the fact that, in her opinion, he chose an ugly girl over someone as hot as her. She is still friends though in hopes that he will leave her friend for her but this will never happen. The fact that she has been drinking for the past 20 years doesn’t help much either, since she is now a complete lush and, “just wants to party and have a good time.” Who finds her hot? Not the younger men she is hitting on, they just think she is pathetic. The drunk off his gourde 40yr old man thinks she is hot because he is so drunk and has gotten rejected by the senor first chair oboe player of the school band from Anytown U.S. High School and all her friends.

I’m not saying that older people cannot be attractive just in this situation it’s more sad than anything.

Punch Bug!

1 point for me

Crap-obots Roll Out!

Hey Young Berg, why don't you transform into a better rapper?

Home Depot Loves Steve Perry

I went to Home Depot believing that I could find the flowers and mulch I wanted. After much searching, I was unable to find them. But then I saw it,
Following what the sign said, I did not stop believing and located directly to the right of the sign was what I was looking for! Thank you Home Depot for keeping my hopes up.


ah Journey
http://www.mtvmusic.com/journey/videos/236368/don_t_stop_believin_live_.jhtml

CUPCAKE!

ANTS!

So when my neighbor, one Avon Barksdale, yelled "Get away from those ants! They need to eat too!!"
I scoffed it off and paid no heed to his sound advice.
Clearly this was a mistake on my part.
Burn in Hades' fire you fire ants!

Optimus Pine