Bu~chan's rules on drinking

Legally drinking as soon as you graduate high school, I don’t care how old you are just graduate. 25 or 26 – It is once again illegal for you to drink. Drink here refers to you get completely belligerent off of said alcohol. You can partake in one or two but the notion and idea of ‘going out drinking’ is officially dead.

Do we really need more creepy 40 year olds out drinking and hitting on 18 year olds that snuck in to the bar before 10PM when they start carding? Then they are all about the 40year old because, 1 he is older /more mature than the other guys she knows (this is false, if he was then he would not be in a bar hitting on you), 2 he buys her drinks since she can’t, and 3 he fills that father figure role....because he is her best friend’s deadbeat dad that left when her friend was 12 for a younger woman and now he has been whoting himself out to any and all takers.

Or the cougar, that is the also mid 30s early 40s and has been going to the tanning bed since she was 13 so now her skin is a permanent orange and has excess wrinkles for someone of her age. Has strawberry blonde hair that is so fragile it breaks if she moves her head out of place, which she doesn’t because she would just die if a strand moved one iota out of place. Luckily her hair basically matches her skin color. She’s in the bar too, dressed like she is 18. Normally this could look hot in a complete ‘that slut is hot’ type of way, but in her case it’s gross and she looks easy. Easy as in she will take anything that gives her attention or a passing glance. She would probably not even been in the bar if she was not hung up on the husband of her best friend and feels jealous and cheated out of the fact that, in her opinion, he chose an ugly girl over someone as hot as her. She is still friends though in hopes that he will leave her friend for her but this will never happen. The fact that she has been drinking for the past 20 years doesn’t help much either, since she is now a complete lush and, “just wants to party and have a good time.” Who finds her hot? Not the younger men she is hitting on, they just think she is pathetic. The drunk off his gourde 40yr old man thinks she is hot because he is so drunk and has gotten rejected by the senor first chair oboe player of the school band from Anytown U.S. High School and all her friends.

I’m not saying that older people cannot be attractive just in this situation it’s more sad than anything.